I love Twitter as much as the next guy, but there are a few nagging annoyances that you simply have to learn to put up with sometimes - auto-dms, rambling two-way conversations between people you are 
following that you wish they would take out of the 'main stream', and my new personal favorite, the bikini girl follower.
What is the bikini girl follower you ask?
This is the follower that has an innocuous sounding name, my last one was 'Joan', but with a Twitter handle something like 'ExGYtg'. If you click through to the profile, you find the classic bikini girl profile image, and exactly one update, a link to learn how 'Joan' won a free laptop.
Awesome right? Good looking bikini girls, with free laptops on offer what could be better?
Now I would really, really like to believe there are truly attractive young biking girls who want to help me get a free laptop. So, I will give them a chance here.
Bikini girls - instead of following me on Twitter, use the contact form on the blog to send me an e-mail and let me know where I can pick up that laptop, okay?
And for the rest of you reading this, you can follow me on Twitter - click here, even if you are not a bikini girl!