A long, long day of scheduling, re-scheduling, and conducting meetings with people all across the USA was the inspiration for the below, your definitive ranking of United States Time Zones:
6. Mountain Time - Not needed, really. How many people do you know who reside in Mountain Time?;)
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5. Alaska Time - Reality TV would be a vast wasteland if not for Alaska. Plus, you can see Russia from there.
4. Central Time - Sort of a middle-of-the-road, not making waves kind of time. Plain.
3. Pacific Time - Has the annoying habit of showing Knicks home games at 4PM.
2. Hawaiian-Aleutian Time - I have never actually used this time zone, but since it has Hawaii, it must be fantastic.
1. Eastern Time - The only US time zone that really counts. Yes, I live in Eastern time, what of it?
Have a great night, (or day if you are on Hawaiian-Aleutian Time).