Most Email is terrible. But some emails are actually fun to receive. Some. So for your day off from work/school/whatever it is that you have to worry about tomorrow but you are trying not to think about today reading pleasure, I submit this incomplete, yet definitive ranking of Incoming Email Subject Lines.
Here we go...
15. 'Whitepaper: 5 Tips for Managing Gen Y'
14. 'REMINDER: 'Your credit card payment is due in 5 days.'
13. 'You may already be a winner!'
12. <Subject: Blank>
11. 'It's time to check-in for your flight tomorrow.'
10. 'New comment on 'Easter Candies, Ranked'.'
9. 'Steve, please add me to your LinkedIn network.'
8. 'Up to 70% off for the Brooks Brothers clearance sale!'
7. 'Your Amazon.com order has shipped!'
6. 'New price drop on Las Vegas Hotels!'
5. 'Out of the Office: I am out of the office today...'
4. 'This meeting has been canceled, and removed from your calendar.'
3. 'ALERT: A Direct Deposit has been received into your account.'
2. 'Your upgrade on Flight 239 has been confirmed.'
1. 'You have no scheduled events today.'
Have a great Monday and for folks in the USA, a nice Memorial Day. Thanks to all the brave men and women who gave their lives in defense and service.