UPDATE: One of my all time favorite basketball players is FINALLY back in the Association! So herewith is the updated version and comprehensive ranking of all iterations of 'Melo. Enjoy!
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In honor of the recent return of NBA basketball and in homage to a (now former), and often unfairly mailgned New York Knick, Carmelo 'Melo' Anthony, I present this unresearched, subjective, unscientific, and 100% accurate list of 'Melos, ranked.
Here we go...
8. Houston Rockets 'Melo
7. Oklahoma City Thunder 'Melo
6. Portland Trail Blazers 'Melo
5. Denver Nuggets 'Melo
4. New York Knicks 'Melo
3. Syracuse Orange 'Melo
2. Team USA 'Melo
1. Hoodie 'Melo
Of course you can disagree with this ranking, but sadly you would be wrong.
Happy Friday.
Go Knicks.