Presidents, ranked

For a 'one of those holidays, but is it really a holiday?' Monday, I present to you, faithful reader, this unscientific, unresearched, highly subjective, incredibly incomplete, and 100% accurate ranking of Presidents - defined very loosely.

Here goes...

15. Francis Underwood (House of Cards)

14. Grover Cleveland (Often overlooked. But not on this list. You go Grover)

13. President Snow (Hunger Games)

12. John F. Kennedy (Little known fact, my high school was named after JFK)

11. (Future) President Dawn Staley (USC Gamecocks Women's Basketball Coach, amazing leader)

10. Selina Meyer (Veep)

9. Thomas Jefferson (Louisiana Purchase - best real estate deal ever?)

8. (Future) President Jeff Bezos (it is inevitable, no?)

7. Thomas J. Whitmore ('Independence Day' the movie)

6. Dwight Eisenhower (defined the Power Bald for a century)

5. Colonel Sanders (not really a President, probably does not belong on this list. Oh well.)

4. Teddy Roosevelt (altogether a tough customer)

3. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (also tough. Also the only person you have ever heard of named 'Delano')

2. Abraham Lincoln (the best #2 ever. Kind of like LeBron)

1. George Washington ('Independence Day' the actual thing)

You could disagree with these rankings but of course you would be wrong.

Happy President's Day!