Incoming Email Subject Lines, Ranked

Most Email is terrible. But some emails are actually fun to receive. Some. So for your day off from work/school/whatever it is that you have to worry about tomorrow but you are trying not to think about today reading pleasure, I submit this incomplete, yet definitive ranking of Incoming Email Subject Lines.

Here we go...

15. 'Whitepaper: 5 Tips for Managing Gen Y'

14. 'REMINDER: 'Your credit card payment is due in 5 days.'

13. 'You may already be a winner!'

12. <Subject: Blank>

11. 'It's time to check-in for your flight tomorrow.'

10. 'New comment on 'Easter Candies, Ranked'.'

9. 'Steve, please add me to your LinkedIn network.'

8. 'Up to 70% off for the Brooks Brothers clearance sale!'

7. 'Your Amazon.com order has shipped!'

6. 'New price drop on Las Vegas Hotels!'

5. 'Out of the Office: I am out of the office today...'

4. 'This meeting has been canceled, and removed from your calendar.'

3. 'ALERT: A Direct Deposit has been received into your account.'

2. 'Your upgrade on Flight 239 has been confirmed.'

1. 'You have no scheduled events today.'

Have a great Monday and for folks in the USA, a nice Memorial Day. Thanks to all the brave men and women who gave their lives in defense and service.