Easter candies, ranked

In preparation for the imminent arrival of everyone's favorite Bunny, your entirely unscientific, incomplete, and 100% accurate ranking of Easter basket candies:

398 - Spiced jelly beans

397 - 11 - <big list of forgettable candies>

10. Solid chocolate bunny

9. Lindt Chocolate Carrots

8. Peeps

7. Milk Chocolate Peeps

6. Mini Robin Eggs

5. Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

4. Hollow Milk Chocolate Bunny (the best part is the hard candy bunny eyeball)

3. Cadbury Creme Egg

2. Russell Stover Marshmallow Egg

1. Jelly Belly Jelly Beans

Have a great, long weekend!

Rob Lowes, Ranked

Your definitive ranking of DirectTV commercial Rob Lowes.

10. Far less attractive Rob Lowe

9. Scrawny arms Rob Lowe

8. Super creepy Rob Lowe

7. Rob Lowe (the normal one)

6. Peaked in high school Rob Lowe

5. St. Elmo's Fire Rob Lowe (I know that one has not been in the DirectTV spots, but he should be)

4. Painfully awkward Rob Lowe

3. Crazy hairy Rob Lowe

2. Overly paranoid Rob Lowe

1. Meathead Rob Lowe